Not Enough Soap

This season's horoscope reads: Get your shit together! It's been eleven months, after a four year sentence, since I packed my bal...

Weirdos seem to be drawn to me! If I let my guard down and turn off my sarcasm for just a moment, I get stuck with some fucking idiot telli...

Ever looked at someone and think to yourself that the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead and its lifeless little body is just being...

You know that little voice we all have that keeps us from doing dumb shit? Well, mine spoke French... I had no clue what she said, but I pr...

Don't you hate it when you're holding two things, and u throw away your life instead of throwing the gift wrap... It all hit me...